Researchers concluded that the internet is now 80% pornography, 15% cat videos/pictures and 4% poorly written comments.
“Christ, you can’t even turn on a computer without seeing a stupid dancing cat animated picture. I love cats and all but come on! But the pornography amount was right about where we expected it to be.” said Research Assistant Geraldine Westerly.
The research could not answer why cats have become such a large part of the internet. In the real world dogs remain the most popular domestic animal.
“This is only speculation because our research didn’t indicate why there are so many cat things online… but I think it’s because the people that love cats really love cats,” said Lead Researcher and Statistician Henry Boore. “I think the people that really love cats really, really love cats and spend all day looking for or creating websites and images and videos of cats. I’d venture to guess that most of the cats stuff online is generated by the same 100 people because they are lonely and really love cats.”
The large percentage of pornography content on the internet has not surprised anyone, including people who only occasionally use the internet.
“My mom only uses the internet to send me pictures of her cat, but even she knows that pretty much the only other thing to do on the web is to look at porn,” Boore said. “Just ask anyone. Ask a fifth grader and they’ll tell you. Hell, ask someone who has never even heard of the internet and there’s a good chance that they will predict that porn is the number one thing on it.”
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